Dr. Horrible's: Sing along Blog
My Freeze Ray
Laundry day, see you there
Underthings tumbling
Want to say love your hair
Here I go mumbling
With my freeze ray I will stop the world
With my freeze ray I will find the time to find the words to
Tell you how, how you make
Make me feel, what's the phrase
Like a fool, kind of sick
Special needs, anyways
With my freeze ray I will stop the pain
It's not a death ray or an icebeam that's all Johnny Snow
I just think you need time to know
That I'm the guy to make it real
The feelings you don't dare to feel
I'll bend the world to my will
And we'll make time stand still
That's the plan, rule the world
You and me, anyday
Love your hair
"What?"
"No, I love the AIR"
Anyway
With my freeze ray I will stop
Underthings tumbling
Want to say love your hair
Here I go mumbling
With my freeze ray I will stop the world
With my freeze ray I will find the time to find the words to
Tell you how, how you make
Make me feel, what's the phrase
Like a fool, kind of sick
Special needs, anyways
With my freeze ray I will stop the pain
It's not a death ray or an icebeam that's all Johnny Snow
I just think you need time to know
That I'm the guy to make it real
The feelings you don't dare to feel
I'll bend the world to my will
And we'll make time stand still
That's the plan, rule the world
You and me, anyday
Love your hair
"What?"
"No, I love the AIR"
Anyway
With my freeze ray I will stop
Bad Horse Chorus
Bad Horse
Bad Horse
Bad Horse
Bad Horse
He rides across the nation
The thoroughbred of sin
He got the application
You just sent in
It needs evaluation
So let the games begin
A heinous crime, a show of force
(A murder would be nice, of course)
Bad Horse
Bad Horse
Bad Horse
He?s bad
The Evil League of Evil
Is watching, so beware
The grade that you receive
Will be your last, we swear
So make the Bad Horse gleeful
Or he?ll make you his mare . . .
Get saddled up
There?s no recourse
It?s Hi-Ho Silver
Signed Bad Horse
Bad Horse
Bad Horse
Bad Horse
He rides across the nation
The thoroughbred of sin
He got the application
You just sent in
It needs evaluation
So let the games begin
A heinous crime, a show of force
(A murder would be nice, of course)
Bad Horse
Bad Horse
Bad Horse
He?s bad
The Evil League of Evil
Is watching, so beware
The grade that you receive
Will be your last, we swear
So make the Bad Horse gleeful
Or he?ll make you his mare . . .
Get saddled up
There?s no recourse
It?s Hi-Ho Silver
Signed Bad Horse
Caring Hands
Will you lend a caring hand
To shelter those who need it
Only have to sign your name
Don't even have to read it
Would you help? No? How about you?
To shelter those who need it
Only have to sign your name
Don't even have to read it
Would you help? No? How about you?
A Man's Gotta Do
Horrible:A man’s gotta do
what a man’s gotta do
Don’t plan the plan
If you can’t follow through
All that matters
Taking matters into your own hands
Soon I’ll control everything
My wish is your command
Hammer:Stand back Everyone,
Nothin' here to see
Just imminent danger
In the middle of it, me
Yes Captain Hammer’s here
Hair Blowing in the Breeze
The day needs my saving expertise
A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do
It seems destiny ends with me saving you
The only doom that’s looming is you loving me to death
So I’ll give you a sec to catch your breath
Penny:Thank you Hammer-Man
I don’t think I can
Explain how important it was
That you stopped the van
I would be splattered
I’d be crushed into debris
Thank you sir for saving me
Hammer: Don’t worry about it-A man’s gotta do What a Man’s gotta do
Penny: You came from above
Horrible: Are you kidding
Hammer: It seems destiny ends withe me saving you
Penny: I wonder what you’re captain of
Horrible: What heist were you watching (stop looking at her like that)
Hammer: When you’re the best you can’t rest, what’s the use
Penny: My heart is beating like a drum
Horrible: Did you notice that the threw you in the garbage?
Hammer: If there’s @ss needs kicking some ticking bomb to defuse
Penny: Must…. Must be in shock
Horrible: I stopped the van… The remote control was in my hand
Hammer: The only doom that’s looming is you loving me to death
Penny: …Assuming I’m not loving you to death
Horrible: Whaat…e…ver
Hammer: So please give me a sec to catch my breath
Penny: …Please give me a sec to catch my breath
Horrible: Balls
what a man’s gotta do
Don’t plan the plan
If you can’t follow through
All that matters
Taking matters into your own hands
Soon I’ll control everything
My wish is your command
Hammer:Stand back Everyone,
Nothin' here to see
Just imminent danger
In the middle of it, me
Yes Captain Hammer’s here
Hair Blowing in the Breeze
The day needs my saving expertise
A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do
It seems destiny ends with me saving you
The only doom that’s looming is you loving me to death
So I’ll give you a sec to catch your breath
Penny:Thank you Hammer-Man
I don’t think I can
Explain how important it was
That you stopped the van
I would be splattered
I’d be crushed into debris
Thank you sir for saving me
Hammer: Don’t worry about it-A man’s gotta do What a Man’s gotta do
Penny: You came from above
Horrible: Are you kidding
Hammer: It seems destiny ends withe me saving you
Penny: I wonder what you’re captain of
Horrible: What heist were you watching (stop looking at her like that)
Hammer: When you’re the best you can’t rest, what’s the use
Penny: My heart is beating like a drum
Horrible: Did you notice that the threw you in the garbage?
Hammer: If there’s @ss needs kicking some ticking bomb to defuse
Penny: Must…. Must be in shock
Horrible: I stopped the van… The remote control was in my hand
Hammer: The only doom that’s looming is you loving me to death
Penny: …Assuming I’m not loving you to death
Horrible: Whaat…e…ver
Hammer: So please give me a sec to catch my breath
Penny: …Please give me a sec to catch my breath
Horrible: Balls
My Eyes
Horrible: Any dolt with half a brain
Can see that humankind has gone insane
To the point where I don't know
If I'll upset the status quo
If I throw poison in the water main
Listen close to everybody's heart
And hear that breaking sound
Hopes and dreams are shattering apart
And crashing to the ground
I cannot believe my eyes
How the world's filled with filth and lies
But it's plain to see
Evil inside of me is on the rise
Penny:Look around
We're living with the lost and found
Just when you feel you've almost drowned
You find yourself on solid ground
And you believe
There's good in everybody's heart
Keep it safe and sound
With hope, you can do your part
To turn a life around
I cannot believe my eyes
Is the world finally growing wise
'Cause it seems to me
Some kind of harmony
Is on the rise
Horrible (overlapping with Penny below):Anyone with half a brain
Could spend their whole life howling in pain
'Cause the dark is everywhere
And Penny doesn't seem to care
That soon the dark in me is all that will remain
Listen close to everybody's heart
And hear that breaking sound
Hopes and dreams are shattering apart
And crashing to the ground
I cannot believe my eyes
How the world's filled with filth and lies
But it's plain to see
Evil inside of me is on the rise
Penny:Take it slow
He looks at me and seems to know
The things that I'm afraid to show
And suddenly I feel this glow
And I believe
There's good in everybody's heart
Keep it safe and sound
With hope, you can do your part
To turn a life around
I cannot believe my eyes
How the world's finally growing wise
And it's plain to see
Rapture inside of me is on the rise
Can see that humankind has gone insane
To the point where I don't know
If I'll upset the status quo
If I throw poison in the water main
Listen close to everybody's heart
And hear that breaking sound
Hopes and dreams are shattering apart
And crashing to the ground
I cannot believe my eyes
How the world's filled with filth and lies
But it's plain to see
Evil inside of me is on the rise
Penny:Look around
We're living with the lost and found
Just when you feel you've almost drowned
You find yourself on solid ground
And you believe
There's good in everybody's heart
Keep it safe and sound
With hope, you can do your part
To turn a life around
I cannot believe my eyes
Is the world finally growing wise
'Cause it seems to me
Some kind of harmony
Is on the rise
Horrible (overlapping with Penny below):Anyone with half a brain
Could spend their whole life howling in pain
'Cause the dark is everywhere
And Penny doesn't seem to care
That soon the dark in me is all that will remain
Listen close to everybody's heart
And hear that breaking sound
Hopes and dreams are shattering apart
And crashing to the ground
I cannot believe my eyes
How the world's filled with filth and lies
But it's plain to see
Evil inside of me is on the rise
Penny:Take it slow
He looks at me and seems to know
The things that I'm afraid to show
And suddenly I feel this glow
And I believe
There's good in everybody's heart
Keep it safe and sound
With hope, you can do your part
To turn a life around
I cannot believe my eyes
How the world's finally growing wise
And it's plain to see
Rapture inside of me is on the rise
Bad Horse Chorus (Reprise)
He saw the operation you tried to pull today
But your humiliation means he still votes 'neigh
And now assassination is just the only way
There will be blood, it might be yours
So go kill someone
Signed: Bad Horse
But your humiliation means he still votes 'neigh
And now assassination is just the only way
There will be blood, it might be yours
So go kill someone
Signed: Bad Horse
Penny's Story
Here's a story of a girl
Who grew up lost and lonely
Thinking love was fairytale
And trouble was made only for me
Even in the darkness
Every color can be found
And every day of rain
Brings water flowing
To things growing in the ground
Grief replaced with pity
For a city barely coping
Dreams are easy to achieve
If hope is all I'm hoping to be
Anytime you're hurt there's one
Who has it worse around
And every drop of rain
Will keep you growing
Seeds you're sowing in the ground
So keep your head up Billy, buddy
Who grew up lost and lonely
Thinking love was fairytale
And trouble was made only for me
Even in the darkness
Every color can be found
And every day of rain
Brings water flowing
To things growing in the ground
Grief replaced with pity
For a city barely coping
Dreams are easy to achieve
If hope is all I'm hoping to be
Anytime you're hurt there's one
Who has it worse around
And every drop of rain
Will keep you growing
Seeds you're sowing in the ground
So keep your head up Billy, buddy
Brand New Day
This appeared as a moral dilemma 'cause at first
It was weird how I swore to eliminate the worst
Of the plague that devoured humanity it's true
I was vague on the how so how can it be that you
Have shown me the light
It's a brand new day and the sun is high
All the birds are singing that you're gonna die
How I hesitated now I wonder why
It's a brand new day
All the times that you beat me unconscious I'll forgive
All the crimes incomplete listen honestly I'll live
Mr. Cool Mr. Right Mr. Know-It-All is through
Now my future's so bright and I owe it all to you
Who showed me the light
It's a brand new me I've got no remorse
Now the water's rising but I know the course
I'm gonna shock the world gonna show Bad Horse
It's a brand new day
And Penny will see the evil in me
Not a joke not a dork not a failure
And she may cry but her tears will dry
When I hand her the keys to a shiny new Australia
It's a brand new day yeah the sun is high
All the angels sing because you're gonna die
Go ahead and laugh yeah I'm a funny guy
Tell everyone goodbye
It's a brand new day
It was weird how I swore to eliminate the worst
Of the plague that devoured humanity it's true
I was vague on the how so how can it be that you
Have shown me the light
It's a brand new day and the sun is high
All the birds are singing that you're gonna die
How I hesitated now I wonder why
It's a brand new day
All the times that you beat me unconscious I'll forgive
All the crimes incomplete listen honestly I'll live
Mr. Cool Mr. Right Mr. Know-It-All is through
Now my future's so bright and I owe it all to you
Who showed me the light
It's a brand new me I've got no remorse
Now the water's rising but I know the course
I'm gonna shock the world gonna show Bad Horse
It's a brand new day
And Penny will see the evil in me
Not a joke not a dork not a failure
And she may cry but her tears will dry
When I hand her the keys to a shiny new Australia
It's a brand new day yeah the sun is high
All the angels sing because you're gonna die
Go ahead and laugh yeah I'm a funny guy
Tell everyone goodbye
It's a brand new day
So They Say
So they say Captain Hammer’s become a crusader
Political. He’s cleaning up the streets (about time)
So they say that it’s real love
So romantic (He signed this)
So they say we’ll have blankets and beds
We can open by Monday thanks to you (Thanks to me)
It’s the perfect story
So they say a hero leading the way
Hammer’s called to glory
Let’s all be our best (Next up, who’s gay?)
So they say he saved her life
They say she works with the homeless
And doesn’t eat meat
We have a problem with her (This is his hair)
This is so nice
I just might sleep with the same girl twice
They say it’s better the second time
They say you get to do the weird stuff (we do the weird stuff)
This is perfect for me so they say
I guess he’s pretty ok
After years of stormy
Sailing have I finally found the bay?
( He’s still not picking up)
There’s no happy ending
So they say, not for me anyway
Should I stop pretending
Horrible: stop pretending, Take the chance to build a brand new day
Penny: Or is this a brand new day
This is his dry cleaning bill
Four sweater vests
Political. He’s cleaning up the streets (about time)
So they say that it’s real love
So romantic (He signed this)
So they say we’ll have blankets and beds
We can open by Monday thanks to you (Thanks to me)
It’s the perfect story
So they say a hero leading the way
Hammer’s called to glory
Let’s all be our best (Next up, who’s gay?)
So they say he saved her life
They say she works with the homeless
And doesn’t eat meat
We have a problem with her (This is his hair)
This is so nice
I just might sleep with the same girl twice
They say it’s better the second time
They say you get to do the weird stuff (we do the weird stuff)
This is perfect for me so they say
I guess he’s pretty ok
After years of stormy
Sailing have I finally found the bay?
( He’s still not picking up)
There’s no happy ending
So they say, not for me anyway
Should I stop pretending
Horrible: stop pretending, Take the chance to build a brand new day
Penny: Or is this a brand new day
This is his dry cleaning bill
Four sweater vests
Everyone's a Hero
It may not feel too classy
Begging just to eat
But you know who does that? Lassie
And she always gets a treat
So you wonder what your part is
Because you’re homeless and depressed
But home is where the heart is
So your real home’s in your chest
Everyone’s a hero in their own way
Everyone’s got villains they must face
They’re not as cool as mine
But folks you know it’s fine to know your place
Everyone’s a hero in their own way
In their own not-that-heroic way
So I thank my girlfriend Penny
Yeah, we totally had sex
She showed me there’s so many
Different muscles I can flex
There’s the deltoids of compassion
There’s the abs of being kind
It’s not enough to bash in heads
You’ve got to bash in minds
Everyone’s a hero in their own way
Everyone’s got something they can do
Get up go out and fly
Especially that guy he smells like poo
Everyone’s a hero in their own way
you and you and mostly me and you
I’m poverty’s new sherrif
And I’m bashing in the slums
A hero doesn’t care if you’re a bunch of scary
alcoholic bums
(everybody!)
Everyone’s a hero in their own way
Everyone can blaze a hero’s trail
Don’t worry if it’s hard,
if you’re not a friggin ‘tard you will prevail
Everyone’s a hero in their own way
Everyone a hero in their –
Begging just to eat
But you know who does that? Lassie
And she always gets a treat
So you wonder what your part is
Because you’re homeless and depressed
But home is where the heart is
So your real home’s in your chest
Everyone’s a hero in their own way
Everyone’s got villains they must face
They’re not as cool as mine
But folks you know it’s fine to know your place
Everyone’s a hero in their own way
In their own not-that-heroic way
So I thank my girlfriend Penny
Yeah, we totally had sex
She showed me there’s so many
Different muscles I can flex
There’s the deltoids of compassion
There’s the abs of being kind
It’s not enough to bash in heads
You’ve got to bash in minds
Everyone’s a hero in their own way
Everyone’s got something they can do
Get up go out and fly
Especially that guy he smells like poo
Everyone’s a hero in their own way
you and you and mostly me and you
I’m poverty’s new sherrif
And I’m bashing in the slums
A hero doesn’t care if you’re a bunch of scary
alcoholic bums
(everybody!)
Everyone’s a hero in their own way
Everyone can blaze a hero’s trail
Don’t worry if it’s hard,
if you’re not a friggin ‘tard you will prevail
Everyone’s a hero in their own way
Everyone a hero in their –
Slipping
Look at these People
Amazing how sheeple
Show up for the slaughter
No one condemning
You lined up like lemmings
You lead to the water
Why can’t they see what I see Why can’t they hear the lies
Maybe the fee’s too pricey for them to realize
Your disguise is slipping, I think you’re slipping
Now that your savior’s
as still as the grave you’re
beginning to fear me
Like cavemen fear thunder
I still havej to wonder
Can you really hear me
I bring you pain, the kind you can’t suffer quietly
Fire up your brain remind you inside you’re rioting
Society is slipping, everythings slipping away, so
go ahead run away
say it was horrible
spread the word tell a friend
tell them the tale
get a pic do a blog
heroes are over with
look at him not a word
hammer meet nail
then I win then I get
everything I ever
all the cash all the fame
and social change
anarchy that I run
it’s Dr. Horrible’s turn
you people all have to learn
this world is going to burn burn (yeah it’s two R’s, h-o-r-r yeah right) burn!
no sigh of penny good
I would give anything not to have her see
it’s gonna be bloody head up billy buddy
there’s no time for mercy
here goes no mercy–
That’s not a good sound
Amazing how sheeple
Show up for the slaughter
No one condemning
You lined up like lemmings
You lead to the water
Why can’t they see what I see Why can’t they hear the lies
Maybe the fee’s too pricey for them to realize
Your disguise is slipping, I think you’re slipping
Now that your savior’s
as still as the grave you’re
beginning to fear me
Like cavemen fear thunder
I still havej to wonder
Can you really hear me
I bring you pain, the kind you can’t suffer quietly
Fire up your brain remind you inside you’re rioting
Society is slipping, everythings slipping away, so
go ahead run away
say it was horrible
spread the word tell a friend
tell them the tale
get a pic do a blog
heroes are over with
look at him not a word
hammer meet nail
then I win then I get
everything I ever
all the cash all the fame
and social change
anarchy that I run
it’s Dr. Horrible’s turn
you people all have to learn
this world is going to burn burn (yeah it’s two R’s, h-o-r-r yeah right) burn!
no sigh of penny good
I would give anything not to have her see
it’s gonna be bloody head up billy buddy
there’s no time for mercy
here goes no mercy–
That’s not a good sound
Everything You Ever
Here lies everything
The world I wanted at my feet
My victory’s complete
So hail to the king
(Everything you ever)
Arise and see
So your world’s benign
So you think justice has a voice and we all have a choice
Well now your world is mine
(Everything you ever)
And I am fine…
Now the nightmare’s real
Now dr. horrible is here to make you quake with fear
To make the whole world kneel
(Everything you ever)
And I wont feel … a thing
The world I wanted at my feet
My victory’s complete
So hail to the king
(Everything you ever)
Arise and see
So your world’s benign
So you think justice has a voice and we all have a choice
Well now your world is mine
(Everything you ever)
And I am fine…
Now the nightmare’s real
Now dr. horrible is here to make you quake with fear
To make the whole world kneel
(Everything you ever)
And I wont feel … a thing
